Have you ever wondered...

...what you would look like as an M&M?

Well I have!

Which is why I was so thrilled when I discovered THIS website the other day that allows you to customize your very own M&M character.

Here I am with one of my coworkers.

Perhaps I overreacted ...

A few weeks ago, I sent one of my brothers to Qudoba to get me a taco salad. I was very patient with him over the phone, implicitly listing off the things that I wanted on my salad. Shredded cheese and Queso sauce were among that list-a point that proved very confusing for my brother.

Fast forward 10 minutes later when he returns home with the salad...well, the salad minus the controversial queso sauce. Here is the (abridged) version of the conversation that ensued:

Westchester: What the hell, there is no queso sauce on here!

Brother: You gotta be kidding me.

Westchester: (Voice raised) I very specifically asked you to get queso sauce on my salad!!!

Brother: I hate you.

Westchester: Yeah, well the feeling is mutual.

Flight of the Conchordes

If you are like me, you are afraid of ninjas and don’t like to spend too much time in the dark.

Also, you probably don’t have cable, an inconvenient point that forces you to go to your parent’s house anytime you want to see Project Runway or watch movies with gratuitous nudity, very weak plotlines, and poorly-acted sex scenes.

Anyway, if any of those things sound familiar, then you would probably LOVE HBO’s new original series Flight of the Conchords. So far, there hasn’t been any nudity….but on the up side, it is a hilarious show about two guys from New Zealand trying to make it as musicians in New York City. The actors are very funny, and everything from the songs in the show to the ridiculous dialog is truly great comedy. I highly recommend it!

If you are interested, check out The Conchords performing their song “Business Time” HERE.