Little girl lost

Office gossip is an evil thing-and really, nothing good can come from it.

That being said, I just heard an absolutely delicious item about “Coworker D” (from one of her closest friends in the department); and, having no feelings of loyalty to the fashionable frumpet, I feel happily obliged to share it with you!

You may, or may not remember past postings on the many wardrobe disasters of one “Miss D(isaster)” who has long since transferred to another, far away department; however, her hasty departure could not put a stop to THIS shape-edged tidbit which has somehow made its way to my ears.

Known through the company as a fiercely devout Catholic, 30-something divorcé D was SO desperate for a child, that she duped her unwitting at-the-time boyfriend to impregnate her! That’s right, D is preggers.

This is all very shocking indeed, and I think I need to sit down.