Duck Tales

There is a woman in my office who sneezes like a duck.

I am not kidding, a frickin' duck.

Well either a duck, or someone punching a duck; which, either way you look at it, is pretty terrible.

And to add insult to already egregious injury, she seems to be allergic to her cubi-cell, thus ensuring a guaranteed hourly rendition of, “Donald Duck Sings the Blues***."

I want to leave some sort of a note on this woman’s desk to communicate my dissatisfaction with her constant duck noises. Something subtle; something that will get the point across without causing a stir; perhaps, a little something like THIS.

***Not a real song.