The Best of David Caruso

Just thinking about David Caruso sends chills down my Midwestern spine...oh wait, I just left the window open.

But seriously folks, have you ever watched an episode of CSI: Miami? In life, there are so few certainties. There's no guarantee that you'll fall in love, or that you'll ever get that dream job or dream home. Really the only guarantee is that there are no guarantees. Which is why, in times like these, I find it comforting to note that one thing you CAN always count on is an entirely inappropriate one liner from fictional CSI Lieutenant Horatio Caine while investigating any/all gruesome, yet fictional-Miami crime scenes.


So if you are in the mood to laugh right now, or if you are like my mom and love David Caruso, CLICK HERE to experience seven Minutes and fifteen mind-blowing seconds of The Best of David Caruso One Liners.