White shirt, big problem

Since I arrived at work today I have somehow managed to get red pen AND coffee stains on the front of my white shirt. Meanwhile, I just noticed that there is a blueberry juice stain there as well.

I didn’t even EAT blueberries today.

You know how people are always saying how they want to “age gracefully?” Well I find it very hard to believe that I am EVER going to able to do that, when I can’t seem to do ANYTHING gracefully.

Oh man, I need a backup plan.