Night Rocker

I have heard that David Hasselhoff is big in Europe; specifically in Germany, the birthplace of other cultural juggernauts such as Lederhosen (the traditional uniform of modern-day Turkish oil wrestlers) and a musical style called "Burger-highlife."

However, in America one would be hard-pressed to find a Hasselhoff fan under the age of 75-or that was living outside the gates of Hasslehoff Manor.

CLICK HERE to catch the Hoff's newest music video for his new tune, "Jump in my Car"; but please keep in mind that I am using the terms "music" and "video" very loosely here so.......