Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

I kid you not, I just got an e-mail from a coworker claiming that her stapler was missing and requesting that whoever "took" the stapler would "kindly put it back."


No word yet, as to whether or not it was a red Swingline-but one can only assume.



"But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..." (Milton Waddams)