Birthday Wishes and Miller Lite Dreams...

It's my wild and crazy friend, F. Early's birthday today; and since Hallmark hasn't made a card to date that really sums up my friendship with F., I guess I will have to make one myself with, what else, Microsoft Paint.

See below:


Have a snazzy, happy b-day F; and when you're out tonight celebrating without me (boo), please remember that behind that rough, well-oiled exterior, male strippers have feelings too.

All My Love,

Little Miss Westchester

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