Just the facts mam

You have not really lived until you have read through this list of facts on Chuck Norris.




Here are some of the highlights:

*The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

*Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

*Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.

*The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

*When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

*There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.