If heaven was a beverage...

After much thought, and careful consideration I have decided that there needs to be a major change to the food pyramid as it stands today. Below I have submitted my changes in (what else) a Microsoft Painted illustration.

You will see that in the place of meat, poultry and protein I have inserted McDonald's clever nod to the Irish, the Shamrock Shake. (This should make you vegetarians happy as it is green and tastes a lot better than salmon.)

Some might say that the St. Patrick's Day frosty beverage is merely a milkshake that should be filed under "oilsfats/sweets" or even the "milks and dairy" section of the food pyramid, but I believe that neither of these categories will suffice. Indeed, McDonald's Shamrock Shake is so much more than that: it is what heaven would taste like if it were blended up and served in a glass, with a little bit of green food coloring and around 20 grams of fat. Yum.