Disturbing developments in the Midwest...
Currently there appear to only be documented cases of THIS phenomenon in the Midwest; but clearly, it is only a matter of time...
Please educate yourselves, and be prepared.
posted by Little Miss Westchester @ 3/06/2006
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Not to sound crass, but I hope this phenomenon only happens with real cows. See, I was given a stress cow at work. Those squishy marshmallow looking things. And I decided to Sharpie on Elvis hair and Elvis sideburns, and that bovine looks pretty damn cool, now! I just need to add a jumpsuit and cape to it. And my world would not be the same if aliens abducted it. Shoot, I wish I hadn't read that ... now I'm udderly nervous for my cow. Dear Lord, I didn't actually stoop so low as to make an "utter/udder" pun, did I? Ugh.
Are you EVER going to update?
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