Casual Thursday

Due to a recent company-wide initiative that is set to put us at the forefront of travel sales in the Caribbean, our HR department has declared tomorrow, “Caribbean Casual Day.”

Seeing as Fridays are generally the only week day when we are allowed to wear jeans, this is a particularly special treat. Sadly, in the business world, there is always a catch, and with this particular privilege comes the stipulation that if you are dressing down tomorrow, you must wear something with a Caribbean flare. No Caribbean flare, no casual Thursday.

So not to be dense here, but how does one dress with Caribbean flair when it is 50 degrees outside? I mean that right there eliminates the coconut bra-so really, what’s the point.

(Does this man constitute Caribbean flare? Because I don't think I can grow a mustache in under 24 hours.)