Look at all the shiny lights...

After extensive debate, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham stunned the world with the revelation that (contrary to popular beliefs) she is in fact literate. If you missed it, here is a fake exerpt from that groundbreaking interview:

Underlings: Posh Spice can’t read.
Posh: Yes I can! And to prove it I have written a book about the trials and tribulations of being one of England's most famous wives. There is also a chapter about having so much money I don't know what to do with it all.
Underlings: Sounds like a real page turner. Maybe you should stick to singing about the extensive list of requirements one must have before they can qualify to be your lover.
Posh: Well there is a chapter about that as well-along with an extensive diagram. Cheerio.