Clever is as clever does.

I have an interview tomorrow for a job at another company, but I told my boss it was a dentist appointment! Poor petulant fools (wahahahahhahah)!

To answer your question, yes, it is hard being THIS clever all of the time, BUT somehow I manage.

On another note, the finger burn I sustained yesterday from the terribly unfortunate pizza incident still hurts, and yes, I am still pouting over the matter.