Public Service Announcement

Seniors,

As you are preparing for your last year in high school I feel it is my job nay, my duty to warn you about the hidden dangers lurking in the school year ahead. No I am not talking about peer pressure or the drugs you may be offered. Instead, I want to make you aware of a much more subversive problem plaguing America's youth. Something you may not have even considered. Specifically, the terrible things that can happen to you if you choose to put a really lame-ass senior picture of yourself in your school's annual yearbook.

Sadly, in an attempt to immortalize themselves as someone that could have been cool, many young men fall into this trap and then regret it for ETERNITY. And often times, what starts out as a brazen attempt to get chicks quickly becomes a national exhibit of bad taste and excess.

You might be wondering, who would do such a thing to you. Well, like most things in life, it will probably be someone you know(and maybe even liked) who will simply scan the yearbook page containing your picture; and then, after digitally enlarging the portrait, they will attach it to an e-mail and then send it out to absolutely everyone in their address book with the words "Worst Senior Picture EVER" in the subject line.

A picture that would qualify for this ridicule might look a little something like THIS:


(Photo courtesy of M. "F**king" E.)

You have been warned.

Sincerely,

Little Miss Westchester